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Two couples from London have decided to go away for the week, the two husbands, Mark and John, over a pint in the local pub decided to try to persuade their wives to have a bit of wife swapping just for the night.....

They both agree that if they can pull off the wife swop the next day at the breakfast table the following morning, they would tap their spoons on the side of their breakfast bowls the number of times that they managed to fuck each other's wives!

After several drinks the wives agreed to swap husbands just for the night. But what Mark didn't tell his friend John was that it's that time of the month for his wife, so off the couples when to bed for some swapping fun.

The day at the breakfast table, still hungover after a good nights drinking and from the sound coming from both rooms lots of sex Mark taps his teaspoon 3 times against his breakfast bowl, John then takes his teaspoon and taps it once on the strawberry jam and 3 times on the nutella.

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Two couples decide to go away for the weekend at a posh hotel in London.

When they get to the hotel after a few drinks, one guy suggests they indulge in wife swapping just to see what its like so both couples agree to a trial. After hours of sex, the guy turned to his new partner and said, "This is the best sex I've had in months - I wonder how are wives are doing?"

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A couple meet up one from Mars the other Earth and chatting away as couples do and the subject of sex comes up."Just how do you Martians fuck?" asks the Human. "Same way you do," replies the Martian.

Later that day the couples decide to swap wives for the night and experience sex with each others partner. The female human and the male Martian go off to a bedroom where the Martian strips, but he's got only a teeny prick about half an inch long and as thick as your finger

"I don't think this is going to work," says the humans wife.

"Why?" he asks, "What's the matter?"

"Well," she replies, "It's just not long enough for me! and won't get inside this as she flashes her fanny to him"

"Not a problem," he says, and starts to slap his head with his hand. With each slap, his Martian cock grows until it's more than big enoght.

"Well," she says, "That's impressive, but it's still pretty thin...."

"Again not a problem" and starts pulling his nose. Each time he pulled it cock grows thicker and thicker until he cock is more than wide enoght to please the earth woman.

"Wow!" she shouts "come here big boy and fuck me silly" and fall into bed and fuck like crazy for hours. The next day the couples rejoin their partners and go home.

As they get home the Earth husband asks his wife, "Well, was it good?"

The wife replies "Well I hate to say it," she says, "but it was pretty fucking great how about you?"

"It was OK," he replies, "but a little weird. The whole time she was slapping my head and pulling my nose."

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A man and a woman, who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

"Good," she replied. "Get your own damn blanket!"
After a moment of silence, he farted.

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